ERF (Ebook)

$2.99

What if God decided to fix your life… by turning the whole world into a playground?

Brian Perkins is a stressed-out rule follower who believes in doing everything right—faithful, responsible, punctual… and quietly exhausted. But after a broken justice system and a broken heart push him to the edge, Brian wakes up to a reality that doesn’t just feel off—it’s renamed. Earth is now ERF, and everyone seems weirdly okay with it.

Coffee shows up in wine glasses. Banks start conga lines. Police chases involve water guns. And yes… a criminal might literally hide under the lettuce.

As Brian tries to survive a day in a world powered by joy and nonsense, he’s forced to confront the real problem: he hasn’t been living—he’s been managing. And God, apparently, has a sense of humor… and a lesson Brian can’t ignore.

ERF is a clean, laugh-out-loud, heartfelt story about faith, family, and remembering how to be alive again.

What if God decided to fix your life… by turning the whole world into a playground?

Brian Perkins is a stressed-out rule follower who believes in doing everything right—faithful, responsible, punctual… and quietly exhausted. But after a broken justice system and a broken heart push him to the edge, Brian wakes up to a reality that doesn’t just feel off—it’s renamed. Earth is now ERF, and everyone seems weirdly okay with it.

Coffee shows up in wine glasses. Banks start conga lines. Police chases involve water guns. And yes… a criminal might literally hide under the lettuce.

As Brian tries to survive a day in a world powered by joy and nonsense, he’s forced to confront the real problem: he hasn’t been living—he’s been managing. And God, apparently, has a sense of humor… and a lesson Brian can’t ignore.

ERF is a clean, laugh-out-loud, heartfelt story about faith, family, and remembering how to be alive again.